Bernie the Beetle was happily swimming in the small pool of beer which had gathered beside Bob’s glass. As he lay on his back kicking his feet gently, he eloquently espoused the benefits of a radical education theory he once heard from a sexy female beetle he was once acquainted with. Unfortunately Bob, who was a caring and thoughtful man, noticed the beetle by the side of his glass and decided to ‘help’ the beetle by ‘rescuing’ him from his beer puddle.
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Bernie was swooped up and deposited outside the pub window into the cold rainy night. As he huddled under a leaf drifting of to sleep he dreamed of one day owning his own beer filled swimming pool.
a very big swimming pool of beer