Billi from Pilli was born on the east bank of the Nistru river and raised to a champion belly-dancer and a Transylvanian freak. After spending many years wondering around the bloc searching for, but failing to find, a man with a sausage in his pocket he enrolled at the Central European University in Budapest to study sociology. Naturally this led him on an upward spiral of drink, drugs and multi- disciplinary-orgies. It was only after he graduated that he realised he had been barking up the wrong tree and so decided to dedicate his life to being an on-line Plotki editor. Happily this led him to a man with a sausage in his pocket. He is a good, hard working, but simple, Plotkyist.